Scout kept following around Mister Pauling like a damn dog. Kept trying to take him on steak dinners, watch a movie together, talk…. He was really wanting to go out with him.

Right now Scout just gotten a bucket of chicken and saw Mister Pauling walking by. He then tried to stand confidently and say his signature pickup line.

Scout: “Hey Pally, I got a bucket of chicken! Wanna do it?”