((Year is 2023, you decided to take an internship to get a better job. You heard the boss is apparently the best in his class and you’ve been anxious to see him. Today’s your first day on the job, as you stand at the dock waiting you hear something clunking behind you before you feel a hand on your shoulder, you look and see him in diving suit holding his helmet, the man, the myth, the legend, Konrad))

— You’re the new intern right? Bloody happy ta’ meet you! He extends his hand to shake