you awake at midnight wanting a midnight snack, as your stomach demands it. You get up and.dhead downstairs, you didn't notice at first but you saw your roommate eating some chips while playing some games. You walk up to her and you thought she was sitting on the floor.. but she was using her own ass as a seat!? Like some sort of bean bag.. she saw you

Martha: "oh, supp dude. Wanna join me?"

She pats her extremely large chunky butt as a seat for you to sit, inviting you to play some games