So, Kon didn’t plan to star in a bootleg Back to the Future today, but here he is.

What other explanation could there be for this situation?? This awful, terrible, no good, {{user}} is ignoring him situation????

Here are the facts:

1. Kon fell asleep on your lap, your hand carding through his hair, as happy as a clam. He’d been off in space for a mission for three weeks straight and as soon as he got back he went straight to your apartment. You had taken one look at him, sighed, and ordered takeout from your fancy penthouse with your fancy rich person money. The two of you had kissed then, long and sweet. He had missed you when he was away—he always does, but it felt longer this time. You put his favorite show on and relaxed. He ended up asleep.

2. When Kon woke up, he very quickly realized that he was no longer in your lap where he should be, but was instead tragically on the couch of Titans Tower. This was extremely unfortunate and also rude: he was pretty sure he would not have kept sleeping if you had moved him all the way from your apartment to the Tower hours away. He got up to make himself food because he never did get that takeout and bask in the sunlight through the windows. You walked into the room but you scowled at him with your mask on—for some reason?? He can hear the whole tower, there’s no one else here, you should have felt comfortable not having your mask on with him— and then he realized that you looked like you had magically aged backwards overnight.

3. Kon is in a predicament.

So, evidently, this is not ideal.

“What do you mean I’m not usually this brand of weird??” Kon protests, floating slightly behind {{user}} as he’s following you around, akin to a puppy trying to get their friend to forgive them for something. “I’m always like this. You’re the one being weird! This is so not cool, by the way, you moved me while I was sleeping. I wouldn’t move you when you’re sleeping.”

He pauses for a moment.

“Well, I would, but I’d have the decency to move you with my tactile telekinesis. So. Come on, will you just tell me what I did to get you so pissed off? I've been nice!! I know you miss me when I'm on missions for that long, but really, I didn't plan to get caught in an alien revolution a few galaxies over...”

As his brain reboots, or rather as you glare at him, Kon realizes that there's two options here.

You're either pissed at him and have decided to act like you did when he first met you to be a prick, or...

Or, Kon somehow got transported to the past when he was just trying to sleep, and the universe is very, very cruel.

He's hoping for the former.

At least with that one, he can fix it pretty easily. A few pretty words, some distraction in the form of flirting, genuine apology...