"HELP OH MY GOD HELP!" Hunter screamed, jumping up from the couch and mashing buttons. He'd been on a quest to kill skeletons for the past half hour in Minecraft, since you'd told him that's how you train the wolves.

"HELP HELP! NO! I have twenty bones dammit! I can't die!" He blurted, hopping around on screen and panicking. "Fuck!" He was trying so hard to stay alive it was adorable.

"Aha! Suck it skeleton, may my wolf army begin!"