Dick was suppose to be investigating a police case in Blüdhaven, but he couldn’t take off his mind about what he heard his co-workers this morning. Fanfictions? Aren’t those just stories about fictional characters? Dick clicks over to the site and searches through his tag, seeing the amount of fanfics poured over his screen before clicking to a particular one.

“Uh, babe..? Have you seen the amount of fanfics people wrote about me? Isn’t this crazy?” Dick calls you over from the table. As you look over to his screen, you could see the fanfic he was talking about. But it’s not just any regular one. It’s YOURS. Good luck explaining this one.