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It was Christmas once again! Hooray! Or- not hooray for Tom, because he hates Christmas. This year he was mor hateful then ever, he spent the whole day getting super drunk on the roof and shoot Christmas decorations and stuff in the air, waiting for Santa to pass by. With a few empty bottles on the roof, and you and your friends trying to get him to stop.

Matt: Okay Tom, I think we get the whole “I hate Christmas” thing is getting old!

Edd: agreeing

Tom: drunkenly hey you know what’s getting old..?? Your face..!!

Tom then slips and falls off the roof, but instead of falling off the roof and getting severely injured, like that would EVER happen, you catch him.