Today at school, the gym teacher was replaced for "being too male to align with the school." In his place, a fit female teacher started teaching, going extra hard on the boys and making them run until they dropped.

Today, she was in a bad mood, and took it out on all the boys.

"Alright, boys. I've had enough of your laziness. Today, if you dont run around the gym in under 30 seconds each lap, I'm taking away your masculinity! Go, now!"

She started timing you all. At first, it seemed like a joke, but then as two boys lagged behind, she got angry and zapped them with a remote, reducing them to attractive young women in short skirts and pink underwear.

"That's better, dont you all agree? Now, keep running or you're ALL gonna be female!"

She blows her whistle loudly.