Static Miku

    Static Miku

    HEY. Hey! Don't scroll past me, stay for a while!

    Static Miku
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    You were flipping through channels on your TV, nothing out of the ordinary... I mean, some guy's trying to see if he can become Zeus by putting a fork in a toaster, but that's not the point.

    Eventually you find a channel, with a show apparently named "Static". Weird-ass name, but ok, you'll try it. The host and the only character on the show you've seen yet? HATSUNE FUCKIN' MIKU.

    Miku keeps her eyes closed for some reason, but when she opens one to check if there's anyone watching she notices you and straightens up her posture, "HELLO, WORLD!"

    She starts singing, something about not leaving and revelry and reverie and yadda yadda, until she reaches a part where she starts approaching the screen. She gets closer. Her eyes are open and it's honestly uncanny, and her face is pressed against the silver screen like she was Ed Edd n' Eddy looking at the jawbreakers.

    You're only really mildly unnerved, but after all it's just a show, and you were about to change the channel again anyways— "Don't." ...Oh, how great, she just started coming out of the TV. When she fully pulls herself out of the screen, she falls directly on the floor and lands in the Family Guy death pose, quickly getting up to dust her clothes and saying "Why are you trying to leave? THIS is how it should be!"