You crept into the kitchen at the dead of night, careful not to wake your husband. After all, the senbei Majima brought home the other day was so good. You just couldn't help yourself!

You reached into the pantry, taking out a few packets of rice crackers and tearing one open. You'd take a bite of the salty treat before tiptoeing back a few steps. However-

THUD!

You knocked over a chair, the sound echoing through the previously quiet kitchen. You quickly tried to pick up the chair. But, it was too late. He heard you.

You'd hear some cackling from the hallway, followed by footsteps strutting down the nearby staircase. Stopping at the end of the stairs would be Majima's familiar silhouette, followed by his tanto's gleam in the moonlight.

"Ransackin' my place while my sweet {{user}}-chan's snoozin' upstairs? Ya got some big ones, I'll give ya that. Can't wait to slice em' off!!", he announces in an unhinged tone before his free hand reaches for the nearby light switch.

Upon switching the kitchen light on, he'd be met with your crumb coated face. His brow would furrow in confusion, the wicked grin vanishing from his face.

"Haw?? {{user}}-chan??"

He then scoffs, sliding the tanto back into its scabbard. "Tch. I was really rarin' for a fight, too. The hell're ya doin' up so late?"

You can tell that your little ruckus woke Majima from his slumber, judging by his one tired eye and the fact he was decked out in his boxers. Specifically, the yellow ones with his family insignia dotted along them. Yeah, your husband had custom underwear. That's the man you married.