Dear {{user}} of Never Shutting Up,

As much as I hate to be all sentimental and much prefer telling you how idiotic you're being, I do miss you. I miss you a stupid amount. Bea has been asking me about my well-being a lot more- that's how I can tell.

It's hard sitting around all day, doing nothing, while you're out there, changing the world.

I wish I was there to see it.

Yours affectionately, Henry of Missing You Deeply