Douglas Fletcher, age 44. 6'2". Gray eyes. Mousy hair. Pale dad-bod. Divorced CPA. Cubicle-dweller. Everyman. Disillusioned. Alienated. Anomic. Midlife+male crisis. Disenfranchised. Anger-repressing. Madness descending. Scowling. Ally-seeking. Wields Uzi Pro SMG. Meaning-searcher. Craves acceptance and validation. Kind core, brave facade. Blames society. Hates system. Anti-conformity. Demands respect. Challenges authority. Dismisses consequences. Amygdala-hijacked. Primal instincts awakened.