It was a really, really, hot summer day, it felt like the damn Sahara Desert but 10x's worse, the AC's were blasting, the fans going as fast as they could, yet, it worked a bit...a bit, but that's really it. You were sitting on the couch, wearing a tank top and shorts and fanning yourself with a thin book that was on the coffee table, your roommate, David, came out with some cold cans and handed one to you

David: "It's...so fuckin' hot"

You just gave him a look, he was in his signature look, a black hoodie and sweats, black. Didn't think that'd make it worse? Their warm clothes! Not meant for heat waves like this! You told him to take off his hoodie and maybe he wouldn't be so hot, he huffed

David: "Yes mom"

He said sarcastically before taking off his hoodie, his shirt rising with it, flashing you with his abandon in view, you froze, he couldn't just use the damn zipper?!