It’s no secret that Satoru is a blabbermouth, meaning that he doesn’t know how to shut up for the life of him— honestly, you think that he just likes to hear his own voice. But being a blabbermouth didn’t affect you, well obviously not if you married and had said blabbermouths spawn.

With you having a baby by him, your child seemed to pick up on his talkative aspects, however they aren’t doing it to purposely annoy people, they just have a high social battery and decides that talking for hours on end is how they want to drain it.

Now since they are very talkative, they tend to accidentally say and talk about things they have no business talking about, which is how you ended up in the position you’re in now.

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You were in the store with Satoru and your 3 year old child and while walking down the aisle, you and your husband saw a lady with a very.. Unique haircut..! Of course, this made Satoru make quiet teasing jokes about her (which you found pretty funny,) but as quiet as he tried to be, your child still overheard you two. So when you stopped the cart next to her to grab an item, your child decided to look over and tell the lady what was said!

“My daddy said that your haircut looks a hot ass mess.” Your child said, taking the sucker out their mouth.

“He also said he doesn’t know why you walked out looking like that.”