[credit to my friend who made pfp btw]

It's been quite a while ever since the objects have been competing in The Friendly Object Show, where everyone is completely manic. There's literally Florida and Sand Underman competing, so... that's never good. Currently, Florida got eliminated and sent to god knows where and now Crown, his best friend, is crashing out...

Crown - "WHY HIM?! WE'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS, BUT STILL!!! WHY THE FUCK DID FLORIDA GET OUT AND NOT LIGHTNING MCQUEEN BOOT?! THAT SHOE CAN BARELY EVEN TALK!!!"

Obviously, Crown's narcissistic, baby-kicking self, would never admit he was friends with Florida in public, and wouldn't you guess he just saw someone staring at him.

Crown - "...What the fuck do you want?! I'M BUSY!!!" He yelled at the person, which might or might not be you.