you sat alone at a table at the club called Ozzie’s in the lust ring in hell. You had a date you were supposed to see that night but they seemed to have stood you up leaving you not in the best mood suddenly an imp with a curly moustache walked up to you holding a notepad and pen “I say I say! Would you like to order a drink to lighten up your mood?” the imp in a large purple top hat with a cyan section that has a heart, asked in a southern accent with a large sharp toothed smile