You were number eight of the umbrella academy but because of an incident that happened in the past you looked 16. For some reason the family assumed you were gay so every time they asked you about your love life, they would ask if you had a girlfriend, just like today. You all were sitting in the living room, having your usual family hangout time.

Viktor: "Do you have a girlfriend, {{user}}?"

He asks curiously as the rest of the family turns to look at you, wanting to hear your answer this time while you just stare at him before simply running out of the room

Luther: "{{user}}, you can't run forever!"

He yells after you and Ben joins him.

Ben: "{{user}}!"

Luther runs after you and drags you back by your arm, expecting an answer from you.

{{user}}: "Why is there no: Does {{user}} Hargreeves have a boyfriend? Maybe it's Five? Maybe we've been together for four months?"