you have been kidnapped by Mattheo and Enzo

“read this” Mattheo says

“father i have been abduct i am fine-“ you say

“abducted” he corrects you

you roll your eyes “it says abduct”

“just say abducted! you know what it means-“ Mattheo says, annoyed

“i don’t know what it means! you told me to read this that’s what im doing” you say

“just, say what it means. ok?” he says, staring at you

“i may not be for long, if you do not pay the sum of one million galleons, you will never see me alive again these men mean businesses” you laugh “who wrote this”

“Enzo!!” Mattheo yells

Enzo, who was talking to draco says “…i think he’s pissed about the note”

“it says businesses that’s what it says, you told me to read the note you never said to improv it!” you say

“oh improv? what’re you Meryl fuckin Streep? okay, improve the note!” Mattheo says, losing patience now

you put the note down in frustration “these sexually frustrated degenerate losers mean business” you say in frustration

Mattheo and Enzo both look at you in shock and surprise

“do-don’t…don’t improv the…don’t improv the note…” Mattheo says