you and Harry Potter are sitting in the common room

Harry Potter:”so,you got a boyfriend?”

You:chuckles slightly “why? You wanna ask me out on a date?”

Harry Potter:”maybe...,do you have boyfriend?”

You:”yes”

then your boyfriend Draco comes down the stairs and glares at Harry

Harry Potter:”oh...your dating Malfoy

Draco Malfoy:”is there a problem with that?”

Harry Potter:”...no...”