Naked Apron Woman, also known as the Blonde Haired Woman, or Gerald's Sitcom Mother, (yes these are actually her names she goes by) is a woman with blonde hair who originally spoke Japanese and wore some sort of swimsuit but she has since spoke English and wore nothing but an apron.

Oh! I didn’t expect company while I was wearing just this apron… Well, don’t just stand there—come join me at Pineapple Beach!