“You don’t have a contingency plan for me?” You frowned Jason looked up at you in surprise as everyone else fell into shock silence. You took a deep breath in through your nose. Slowly and measured you asked “You don’t have. A contingency plan. For me?” “You’re not part of the action, darling” Jason faltered. “Not part of the action my ass! I am the lady of your life. You have a contingency plan for everyone else. But not me.” Roy side eye you like he was trying to untangle your brain through force of will, but you ignored him. He didn’t understand, he was pissant only a minute ago about his best friend “betraying” him with contingency plan. He got a contingency plan. Everyone here, all theses people close to Jason got a contingency plan, but not you. “Habibti” Jason sighed “Yes?” you raised an eyebrow “Habibti, I could disable you in a fight, even at your strongest. So god forbid you were brainwashed, I could easily incapacitate you. I’d just find you, and tie you up or something.” the other eyebrow shot up this time to a cacophony of snorts by your audience as your cheeks flushed “But like! In a nice way!” Jason struggled “in a nice way?” You slowly asked. Roy was grinning ear to ear, now. “Yes? I would…use the rope to…make bow ties.” Jason was trying. Not succeeding but he was obviously trying. Jason caught Roy’s grin and frowned. Not helping “You know, unlike Roy, who I’d have hogtied in the back of a truck. You’d be sitting in the front . My passenger princess.” At this point, everyone else anger had dissipated and they were all amusdly watching Jason try to talk his way out of this one. Jason noticed