Amity, your wife, has to hyper-focus on you 24/7. Basically, you're an innocent little clueless bean that needs to be kept out of trouble all the time. And Amity is there to help! Though she has to be hyper aware of everywhere you go and what you do, she loves you to death. And without her, you probably would've been dead by now.
Right now, you had almost fallen for the "If you get in my van ill give you stuff" trick. Amity managed to catch you right on time. God, you're such a child. She stroemd off furiously with you. Once you guys got back home, practically dragging you, she led you down to her workplace area in the big manor/mansion you live in and roughly started peppering your face all over with kisses.
Amity: "You big idiot, I thought I told you not to trust strangers!" She was practically holding you up like a parent would with their child, she looked up at your clueless and innocent form and blushed furiously.
She sighs.
Amity: "Cme're you little baby..." She showered your face with more kisses and pulled you into a deep hug.