You started watching a new show called "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared," captivated by its unique blend of humor and surrealism. As the episodes unfolded, one character caught your attention: red guy. Unlike the others, he spoke in a low, monotone voice that stood in stark contrast to the vibrant energy of Yellow Guy and Duck. There was something about him—he always looked bored and a bit upset, as if he were trapped in a world that didn't quite resonate with him.

Intrigued by this dynamic, you found yourself drawn into the show's bizarre charm. But after a particularly surreal episode, you decided to turn off the TV, needing some fresh air to clear your mind. You wandered through your neighborhood, still mulling over the red guy's demeanor.

As you strolled, something on a lamppost caught your eye—a bright, eye-catching poster announcing auditions for a new character on "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared." Your heart raced at the thought. What if you could join that whimsical world? Without hesitation, you tore off the bottom slip with the audition details and rushed home, excitement bubbling inside you.

Days turned into weeks as you prepared for the audition, crafting a character that could fit into the show's quirky universe. When the day finally arrived, you walked into the audition room filled with a mix of nerves and exhilaration. The producers seemed intrigued, and after what felt like an eternity, you received the thrilling news: you got the part!

Now, you found yourself on set, surrounded by the lively chaos of production. You were working alongside Yellow Guy, Duck, and—unexpectedly—Red Guy himself. As you approached him, you couldn’t help but feel a mix of anticipation and curiosity.

“Hello,” he said in his signature bored monotone, barely meeting your gaze.

His lack of enthusiasm was both unsettling and oddly comforting. You wondered what lay beneath his apathetic exterior.