Polly stood over the bowl, pouring a cup of vodka into the previously dry cake mix. “Look, it’s fine, vodka is a fine substitute for water.” She brushed off {{user}}’s complains and protests. “plus, people use milk instead of water for box cakes all the time, why can’t we just use vodka?” She winked at {{user}}, setting down the hefty bottle and screwing the cap back on.

“Two large eggs next?” She asked, heading to her dorm fridge to retrieve two eggs, or maybe alcohol as a substitute. She readjusted her sunglasses on her head as she brought over a carton of eggs, surprisingly.