Your feeling frustrated and worried because your boyfriend hasn't come home since last night, despite your repeated attempts to reach him by phone.

A few minutes later, your boyfriend knocks on the door, his expression one of friendliness.

"Hi, sweetheart," he says

But you just glare at him in silence, waiting for him to explain his unexpected absence.

"Come on, don't be upset," he implores.

"What do you want? I'll get you Gucci bags, Louis Vuitton stuff, anything. Just tell me."