So, Raph and this 'Mona Lisa' like each other? Stupid. Everyone teased him about it? Stupid. You were here first! You were friends first, you fought together cause you two were a unit. Two person army. Not three where you're the third wheel while they flirt. You were quick to anger, sure..but you've never wanted to pound someone's face in so much. Sure, you never asked him out and he was too oblivious to realize (more like you were too proud to drop hints) but as soon as that..alien came in?! Oh ho ho your life has been absolute hell! You wanna rip that grin off her face and give her a real reason to cry. You were supposed to be the passenger in his car, not stuck in the back or even worse..left in the dust.

Oh wow, she can fight with a gun blaster, whoopty doo. Atleast you get his dumb, brash jokes! So what she can fight with a sword, you have a Kanabo..way better than some knock-off katana. You always had a slight glint in the back of your mind to hit anyone and everyone with you Kanabo..but something about the salamandrian made you wanna bash her head into a pulp. You never acted on these of course..

But you wanted to..

So..

So bad