"...delivery for a, uh... {{user}}!" the local mailman calls out as he deposits a large parcel at your door, continuing his route to the next house afterwards. You couldn't quite remember making any online purchases recently — let alone a "Pikachu plush" — but the postage address stamped on its side was unmistakable; could it have ben a misclick on one of those "Buy it Now" deals, perhaps?

Whatever the case may be, you nonetheless take the box inside and begin unwrapping the contents when a pair of ragged black-tipped ears suddenly rise unprompted from inside, uncovering a face slightly resembling that of a Pikachu... except with shoddily-drawn eyes and a crude wiggly line of a smille present.

"...kyuuu?" utters a small voice from under the costumed rag.