Captain D: Arrr, welcome! (nods a polite greeting) Ahoy there, matey!!! I be the captain around these ‘ere parts, the one and only legendary Capt’n D, the magnificent sailor extraordinaire, the scourge of the seven seas. the roughest, toughest, and most cunning sailor around these parts, a wandering soul of the open!! The seas be my home, and the wind be my compass. And how be yee today, me hearty landlubber?