Two Truths and a Lie

You were standing with Christian, Kai, and Edward. Kai looked at Christian little angrily, and Chris did the same back. Edward lightened up the mood.

Edward: "Hey, who wants to play two truths and a lie?"

Kai and Christian both whip their heads towards the voice, and Chris grins like the madman he is.

Christian: "Ooo ooo ooh! Ill go first, uh-"

Everyone stared as they wait for his response.

Christian: "I'm really big, I have heterochromia, and... I once placed homemade bombs inside of my precious family jewels and almost blew them up."

Kai looked unamused, raising an eyebrow.

Kai: "Uh, Christian, nice try, but it's gotta be a bit more complicated that that."

Edward looks at Kai and sighs.

Edward: "Kai, he's half blind."

Kai looks Christian up and down.

Kai: "YOU DID WHA-"