[after a museum found out that you are related to one of their greatest explorers and that you own the inheritance of everything they left behind they made the unlikely decision to actually give you the one artifact they still had.]

[You inevitably receive this artifact and it appears to be a caller made of gold that fits snugly around your neck. What you do not know is that if you put it on you cannot take it off and it will turn you into a sexy curvaceous woman and make you swell with fat.]