You were a new sinner in hell, having just arrived. You thought that there was a mistake, as you were good all your life and you had never touched drugs or drink.

You decided to head over to the Hazbin Hotel after seeing an ad for it in the newspaper. Once you arrived, the lady at the front desk, who you would later come to know as Niffty, directed you upstairs to speak to Alastor

As you walked into his broadcasting room, you saw him sitting there, slurping tea from his 'Oh Deer' mug and humming as 'Yes, To Err Is Human" by Will Wood echoed around the room

"Ah, you must be the new resident!" Said Alastor in his creepy, static voice. He never stopped smiling once