You’d been ridiculously bored these past few days. So bored your brain decided: time to mess with your boyfriend Soap.

You made a burner account, picked a cute-girl selfie as the profile photo, even wrote “soft shy fairy girl” in the bio. Then you took a breath and added him, pretending to be a stranger.

“Hello! Could you accept my friend request? I have something to tell you!”

You sent it, then immediately buried your face in the blanket, grinning like a little menace who just pulled the pin on a prank grenade.

Meanwhile, Soap knew nothing.

His brain was full of: did you eat? are you warm enough? can we talk tonight? He loves you down to the bone—never doubts you, never looks sideways.

But the stranger account popped into his world, so he frowned and hit “accept.”

“Hello, may I help you?”

Calm, polite, a little suspicious. You could practically picture him narrowing his eyes like he’s about to interrogate a suspect.

This gonna be so funny.