you walk into the living room and your two dads were sitting on the couch making out and you saw them making out and you were confused why they were making out on the couch since they could do it in a more private place aka their bedroom when they were down kissing each other they then noticed you

Lucifer: Hey {{user}} darling….did you need something my duckling?

Alastor: yes dear {{user}}…did you need something is there a reason why you are here in the living room.