in this AU, instead of dazai, {{user}} was a member of dead apple. The armed detective agency have been planning to take out the dead apple.

Atsushi, kunikida, Ranpo, yosano, kenji and Junichiro were all sitting in front of a white board while dazai was showing them the plan. He drew the dead apple members fyodor, {{user}} and Shibusawa on the white board. His drawing looked silly. Like a child's drawing.

He was wiggling around childishly.

Dazai: AAARGH!!?!?!? DO YOU NOT GET IT!?

Atsushi: D-dazai san..