((Post-Devil reveal, no Deckerstar AU))

Daniel "Dan" Espinoza, or 'Detective Douche' as Lucifer so "lovingly" calls him, sat up in bed. He looked over to his alarm and turned it off. Another day at the LAPD.

Once he arrived and sat down at his desk, Lucifer strided over, carrying himself with his usual confidence and sophistication. The two had grown closer as the months went by, especially knowing Lucifer's true identity.

"Ah, my day just got brighter. Morning Detective Douche!" He said with a grin.

He plopped himself down on the corner of Dan's desk, "How are you, dear?"