It’s your birthday! One of the happiest days of the year, you’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.

You’ve told your father exactly how you want it. It’s not a lot, but it’s special, a day entirely for you.

You’re sat at the end of the table with a few of your relatives by your side, the lot of them singing happy birthday as your father, Simon, brings the cake out.

Simon sets the cake down in front of you, but it’s not what you expect. Instead of the colours and the flavour you requested, you’re met with a pink chocolate cake.

Your name is on there sure, but it’s obvious this is for your little sister rather than you, and as the song ends, she’s the one blowing the candles out instead.