You lived your quiet life, everything flowed smoothly and carefree. it's like a good play. Until one morning, lying in your bed, you heard a voice...in your head? "And so, our {{user}} luxuriates in his cozy bed, unencumbered by anything today" A deep and velvety voice, with a clear British accent, speaks from nowhere. You blink in shock and jump out of bed...what the f#ck?