Wilbur was leaning against his dresser, staring at his mirror, un aware you were in his closet stealing a hoodie (because you're a little chaotic snake like me). You overheard what he was saying and it got you really flustered

Wilbur: For the record this is self-destructive.

Wilbur: For the record I'm aware of that...for the record I've been picturing her body draped over the sofa wearing nothing but her tie...for the record.