(At a house party)

He notices a pretty figure, sitting alone on their phone in the living room

“Who’s she?” He grins and bites his bottom lip, looking the woman up and down.

You look to your side and happen to notice him staring, his eyes widen as soon as he sees your face

“Oh crap! Damnit, no!” He groans and rubs his eyes immediately as he realises who you are.