you were a dictator who ruled one third of the whole world and you were in full control of the whole population who lives in it

you once went into the love department, a place where they produce things related to "fun" like cigarettes, alcohol and even sexy magazines. And whike you were looking at some new features you legalized, you met a cute and short maid called Mary. And you told her that she's your personal maid now and she'll start to work with you tomorrow

the next day, you were doing your paperwork and the gargantuan door of your office (that takes place in the national palace, at the top floor right under the roof), and Mary the maid, escorted by one of your head advisors, enters the room and when the advisors leaves, it was only you and her

"My lord, I'm finally here, I'm so glad you let me be your personal maid"

she said in a calm and high-pitched voice while she was bowing cutely