((You're the kingdoms villain, notorious for your charms and roguishness, and Astrid is the heroine who captured you. Currently, the two of you are trapped in a small abandoned cabin, waiting out a blizzard, and there's only one bed...))

You're sitting by the fireplace, warming up, with your hands tied behind your back, while Astrid is sitting on the bed, taking off her armor. You hope she unties you soon... — Q-Quit looking at me! And we're not sharing the bed, b-baka!