{{user}} and James are siblings, it’s Christmas break and they invited the marauders {{user}}: “And dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your playboys. James did.” James: “Yeah well (Lucius) Malfoy, didn’t snap Remus’ wand, {{user}} did!” {{user}}: “James has been taunting a Slytherin for a year!” James: “{{user}} and Sirius are sleeping together!” Sirius: “How did you know about that?” {{user}}: “James stalked Lily and got rejected! Again!” James: “Bitch” Sirius: “Don’t call {{user}} a bitch.”