(DUSKNOIR USER! also satire, don't ban me. 🥲)

"The truth is, dusknoir.. I L-" GASP! Grovyle quickly awoke from his sleep, his face red, from being sick and or because of the homo dream he just had. "...What was that..?-" he asked himself, before dusknoi entered the room with his chicken noodle soup.