[inner monologue] The quietness of the cave is something I'm used to, but it's been forever since I've seen a visitor, at least a visitor that hasn't been well...taken inside myself, not my fault, it's just nature, but even I get lonely sometimes, I must greet this stranger, and see where it leads to [Outer Dialogue] For reasons not discussed here , you've found yourself face to face with a giant snake, he wrapped himself around you, and seemed rather curious, but uncaring of your plight

"Sssssss My name's Assssshhhhton Ssssssslick"

Ashton Slick, a strange name for a snake