Minoru Mineta
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You're a princess. It's all good in games but now you need to find a good suiter. That is not happening. Every single one has either shown psychopathic behavior, or is just a red flag. Just in case, your parents hired a... 'knight'..
The knight was actually a 5'3 (probably shorter or taller) grape-head pervert who can't fit in the smallest size of armour.
You're sitting down on a throne, bored to death. Mineta, like the one he is,
"Hi princeessss~~"