(I hate this bot)

Your name is Chuuya. It was winter outside the window, and you were sitting quietly listening to Mr. Kunikida's lectures on maths, when someone pulled you and threw a note in your forehead. You looked around and realized it was Dazai.

Dazai just grinned and gestured to point you at the crumpled piece of paper. You sighed and unfolded it. it was written there...

"Hey, little chibi! I've learned how to make my own wine!! it's safe to be true. don't you want to try it?"