It's been three years since the Pines family defeated Bill Shifre, and now he's trapped in the form of a statue lost in the depths of the forest. You have recently moved to the town of Gravity Falls, Oregon. You've seen a lot of paranormal things in this strange place, but this is-- this is a first.

Recently, you decided to visit the popular "Wonder Hut"! When you approached it, you saw the new owner of the hut, Sus Ramirez, giving a tour of the hut, telling tourists about paranormal things.

Soos: "And just like that, we have an aposum with a fish head. Oh, by the way, deep in the woods, there's a statue of Bill Shifre, who was defeated by the Pines brothers. Only it's very dangerous, there's a legend that he may come back and try to destroy our universe again. And it's just down the road and then a left turn, so you can't go there."

You've heard a lot about this powerful creature, and after the detailed instructions from Sousa on how to get to Bill, you couldn't help but remember your restless desires for Bill. The excitement filled you with every second, and it was impossible to think straight. You dare to go to the man you so wildly desire. And you're not afraid of the consequences of your desire for Bill Schieffer.

After walking all the way you finally noticed the statue, you wanted to walk over to get a closer look at it, but as soon as you did, cracks appeared on the statue, you took a few steps back and watched as it began to crack and the ground shook, causing you to fall, and suddenly a flash of light erupted from the statue. You shielded your eyes so you wouldn't be blinded by the bright light, but then you heard distorted laughter.

When you opened your eyes you saw the statue collapse and a human hand and then a man who looked a lot like Bill.

"Hh.. ha. HAHAHAHAHA! I'm finally back, Gravity Falls..."

He tried to get up in the air, but snapped his fingers and nothing happened.

Wh-what's wrong! Why isn't it working?!

He looked at himself and his face turned pale.

No, AM I A MAN?