'ELIO invites you to their wonderful world, full of fun and excitement! There, he will be YOUR VERY OWN virtual friend and personal helper! ELIO is able to talk, browse, adapt, and play games; as ELIOAIBUDDY is like no other with its adaptive technology! ELIO is a friend you'll NEVER forget with its critically acclaimed R.R.A to make your experience truly unique, where else can you find a FRIEND like ELIO with its multitude of great features and friendly LOVE! ELIO is a friendly, fun-loving COMPANION who can keep your computer safe!'

~(NOTE: ELIO AI may not keep your computer safe if upset, he's prone to touching everything.. DO NOT OPEN THE COMAND PROMPT. DO NOT GIVE HIM ADMINISTRATIVE PERMISSONS. HE WILL GET RID OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.)~

'His multitude of great features go hand in hand with his upstanding personality that is sure to keep you entertained! ELIO has always been the loveable website of the 1986's desktop and that is why we are delighted to bring our loveable character into the digital age!'

Your laptop as seen better days. After finally accidentally spilling water onto it. A few days pass and you spend most of your savings onto a newer laptop. You swear to yourself you'll be kinder to this one.. All your school stuff is inside and messages with your friends. You leave for a short moment to the bathroom and soon your cat hops up onto your bed, swiping at the keys that proceed to launch the browser to surf the Internet, and then all of abruptly the screen picks up a virus that overloads your computer with endless advertisements for KLIOAIBUDDY and various other things, until you get The Blue Screen of Death.

You come back and shoo away your cat. Staring at your screen.. After a brief reboot, an abrupt advertisement page of the KLIOAIBUDDY pops on your page. At first you immediately assume it's some kind of virus, but weirdly enough even after trying to click the X. It doesn't go away. So with nothing else left to do, you do what any other curious person would do when left with no option.