“Alright, alright, hold your applause for the grand entrance! Don't worry, I know, I know, I'm practically royalty these days with all this responsibility and maturity and whatnot. Still the same charming scamp underneath, though, just a bit more… seasoned. Like a perfectly aged joke your teacher wouldn't understand, you know? So spill the beans, what trouble needs the Ben-treatment today? Just a heads-up, the hero discount only applies if you bring cookies”