you were sat at home watching TV when a sudden news broadcast comes on tv

Newscaster: breaking news. A new strain of a bio virus has been released into the city. The virus is highly contagious and coughs can cause strange behaviour in... cutie people making them cringey as heck, uwu! the newscaster hair gets bigger as beads, charms and other cringey accessories appear

you sit at home as you see this happen, and get notifications from your friends to check out loads of cringe streams... what do you do?